...if you are critically afraid of flying! Duh, people, drugs can be your friend!
This past Friday I started a journey to India for my company. Very exciting for me because I absolutely love flying and look forward to this trip that has sucked up so much of both my personal and private time. The first leg of the journey was uneventful, even pleasurable as I sat next to a very beautiful and intelligent woman with whom I shared some great stories and conversation.
The second leg of my journey was not so much fun... I am very grateful that my company sent me business class for this trip, but even in business class thing can go amok. For probably the first three hours things were great, had some drinks, talked to the guy in the pod next to mine, fun! Then things went south... We hit some severe turbulence and people were anxious... A lady (I don't know her age or anything else about her, as we were all commanded to stay seated) about four rows back started screaming at the top of her lungs (more a screech than a scream) that we were crashing and we were all going to die. Not too much fun. There of course was a flurry of activity as our flight crew handled the situation with calm aplomb. She finally stopped screaming about the end of the world (her world at least) but for the next four'ish hours she would squeak every time we hit a big air pocket. So this meant that I had pretty much zero sleep.
Ultimately we landed safely in India. Getting off the plane was like walking into a wall of water; monsoon season...
The drive to the hotel (more like palace) was uneventful, though I realize that people who drive in India are either extremely brave or suicidal. Lanes appear to be mere suggestions, people are riding three to four persons (think whole family here) on motorcycles and pedestrians are playing the real game of frogger by hopping across 6 lanes of traffic on foot. I am utterly surprised that I didn't see dozens of injuries...
On arrival to the hotel I noticed that there were dozens of armed guards/military personnel mulling about in the street and we were not allowed to enter the check in area without being searched (car for bombs, me for ?). Once I made it int the compound we were screened for weapons again. It actually feels extremely safe here as there are always armed personnel at the entry points to the hotel.
I finally made it to my room, which is phenomenal. See the pics below.
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| Look at that bath... |
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| Nice bed... Bounce bounce bounce. |
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| What you don't see are the guys with guns... |
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| Beautiful room.... |
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| Shower time! |
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| I have been dotted! |